Jules: "Hello, what's your name?"
(input-box:"=======XXX",9)
This will be a scantron sheet and the user can only choose "ABCD" for letters.
(after:3s)[Jules: "Nice to meet you, I'm Jules, and so are you."]
|Sound_Cue>[intro music]
Mom: "Time to get out of bed, kiddo"
You: "*mrrph*"
|Sound_Cue>[groan]
You ruffle your baby chick mess of a mop, greasy from the ravage of puberty. You could really use a shower.
(link: "Take a shower")[(set: $taking_shower_number to 1)(goto: " Shower")]
(link: "Don't take a shower now")[(set: $not_taking_shower to true)(goto: " Shower")]You grab underwear out of your pile, unfolded, who's going to see it? Socks too, unpaired, you grab two of the same genre, it's a conversation starter.
Top of the t-shirt pile dictates black, Kingdom Hearts 2 glitter Halloweentown themed. Pants whisper oversized green you can swim through the day in. You don't particularly like when fabric is *sometimes* touching. Sleek, body forming, great. Baggy, XXL sweaters and hoodies
|Sound_Cue>[unnffff]
Ed, Edd, n' Eddy greets the peanut butter nutella sammie becoming you. Hot coco, stirred, not shaken.
[[Get on with it -> Leave The House]](if: $taking_shower_number is 1)[
You have trouble rousing your corpse to its next destination, but the hot water feels wonderful, as does your thin, sleek hair slipping easily through your well conditioned, florally perfumed, long blonde hair. Shaving is a breeze, you clean and moisturize regularly.
(set: $showers_taken to 1)
You open wide and rub mint grits on your bones for a couple minutes.
(set: $teeth_brushed to 32)
]
(else-if: $not_taking_shower is true)[
You whiff your green waffle shirt
|Sound_Cue>[hwhoof]
it'll be... fine. Women like pheromones, right? It's fine.
You take a hackneyed electric razor to your trash dash, trimming it unevenly, the splash of the aftershave smfeells of stinging pine sol.
(set: $body_hair_hate to 1)
You brush your structurally unsound cavern of mouth bones, enjoying the minty flavor.
(set: $teeth_brushed to 28)
]
[[Get dressed -> Bedroom2]]You don your thick, triple layered navy blue jacket, only lightly tattered. Rainbow laced skateshoes, flat, wide, waterproof, lets your toes breath. 2 years back, you put down $90 on a used skateboard. Going down stairs was the most fun,
|Sound_Cue>[taka taka]
you could eventually ollie on flat ground, and barely while moving.
Tic-tacing where you lift the front and turn was fun, too.
[[ Head out the door -> Walk to School]]You like variety, sometimes taking the neighborhood route if it's nice out and you have time. You are grateful to have inherited that aspect of your heritage. You didn't eat out much growing up, mostly on numerous road trips, and you were encouraged to always try something new. In your case, with a side of hot choclate, whipped cream if ya got it.
Today, you slide out your Rizr and get to Tetris. 5 minutes to the bell and barely halfway you learn what time blindness is.
5 minutes late, enter the room respectfully, be white with puppy dog vibes, it's fine. Rules are plyable. You only do it a few times a year, but that number goes up with age, and down with medication.
(set: $rulesmancy to 1)
Front rower never could wake up on time, despite 3 alarms got a pass. Prof was cool, knew the cupid shuffle, freestyled with Eminem growing up.
[[ Where is this going? -> first period]](set: $hours_left_in_school_day to 8)
You missed the Did You Do The Reading? quiz. You did not. Reading has always been hard for you, especially boring school books you don't really want to be reading.
Your friend: notes, "you are noticeably taller today".
You: "Really? I guess that's possible".
Your friend: "Maybe a quarter inch, wild".
You: "Guess what else is a quarter inch?"
Your friend: "What?"
You: "Quarters, that's why they're called that."
Your friend: "No it's not."
You: " I know."
[[ Enough already -> passing time]]Teens teem tortuously through tunnels, on terribly tight timings.
Wave approaches, no choice, you hug the girl looking away about to walk in to you, spin around, and let go. She is flustered, then starts laughing as you give a wave and a smile, slightly stumbling.
[[ second period (set: $hours_left_in_school_day to 7) -> second period ]]You scrawl your way into the third row, History not being your best subject.
A few of your friends: "Did you get ready for the quiz?"
You (link: "did")[(set: $studied_history to true)(goto: "studied history")] (link: "not")[(set: $studied_history to false)(goto: "didnt study history")]
(set: $history_grade to 89)
You: "Yeah"
Right friend: "Oh cool, I kinda blew it off to study for Math. This workload has been crazy this year."
You: "Yeah, I know, it feels like I'm drowning in it somes time. Good sleep helps me."
Left friend: "What's that?"
[[ ba dum tss -> passing time 2 ]](set: $history_grade to 82)
You: "Nah."
Left friend: "Oh yeah, nah, me neither. I figure worst case it's the glue factory."
Right friend: "Same."
You: "There's way worse."
Middle friend: "Like what?"
You: "Eternity running the glue factory, then they turn you into glue."
[[ turn into glue -> passing time 2 ]](if:$history_grade > 85)[You think of the Roman empire.]
The prettiest girl in school gives you a playful whip with a loose belt, and a smile.
Years earlier, she dropped her pencil and it was closer to her than you and you just kinda watched and she looked up and asked, "Do you like that, Julian?"
(set: $boob_love to 1)
Teach told tight titted teen to mind her wear less she invite glare. She cried.
[[ third period -> third period ]]Your stomach grumbles.
(set:$hunger to 60)
Open backpack [[ Main Pocket -> Backpack Main Pocket ]], [[ Secondary Pocket -> Backpack Secondary Pocket ]], [[ Thirdidary Pocket -> Backpack Thirdidary Pocket ]], [[ Left Water Bottle Holder -> Backpack Left Water Bottle Holder ]], [[ Right Water Bottle Holder -> Backpack Right Water Bottle Holder ]]
Examine [[ Keychain -> Backpack Keychain ]], [[ Pins -> Backpack Pins ]], [[ Sharpitto -> Backpack grafitti ]]Drew was the steward and captain of our journey.
"Follow the pattern" meant Reeborg right hand rule
and it worked!
for the first dungeon
Then it was pure voodoo, and you loved that about it.
Well, not pure.
When you were talking to Deckard, Drew was grinding.
When you were absorbing lore, Drew was grinding.
For you see, Drew was a WoW player at heart.
He wanted to see the numbers go up.
So he understood, that the best strategy was to have 5 idiots all doing that same thing //together//, so he lead the charge deep into each dungeon.
From Gragnork LEAPs into the ENTIRE enemy army
to Simon dying to //**fucking**// itchies
we made it to the -> [[ culmination -> culmination ]]
The Bridge of Khazad-dûm blares, swelling and retreating as you shout
"LEAP"
"NO WHAT THE FUCK"
"HE'S DEAD"
"I'M DEAD"
I choose to rain meteors from above while summoning volcanoes and making firey pits in the ground.
Fire druid is very fun.
Gragnork goes down, along with dozens of enemies.
Drew dutifly tosses up a portal.
Time to fight [[ Bill! -> Bill ]]It's over in a flash
you're super over levelled
you move on to hell
but it peters out
pathfinder never happens
dming is too intimidatingnot herYou: "It's pronouned Simon", you chide in after Stephen introduces himself
9 months.
9. months.
Before they learn, the people he lives with, that his name is in fact, not, Simon.
You: had a habit of naming your friends or encouraging them to expand their naming.
Thomas' middle name was some absolutely unfitting drab, Bartholemew was much closer.
(set: $trans_shit to 1)
[[ ya -> hundred burly men ]]Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your hair!!Rain make Jansport weep sharp ink
Most shallow
All touching
Back[[pack -> third period ]]